RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: MorpH needs gaming lessons [gee thanks.. ]

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: MorpH looks like fun

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: MorpH says: Thanx. I tried to make her look annoyed.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Morph wants to go the cinema

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: MorpH does not want to play.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Morph hates feet

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Morph asks if she’s ok

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Morph goes bi-lingual [Great I guess, not considering that I already speak more than two languages fluently...]

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Morph likes to spend Saturday mornings disguised as a Smurf [Indeed I do, my secret is revealed! ]

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Morph eats too much ice cream [There is NO such thing as too much ice cream! :/]

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Morph wears ladies clothes to go spying [*makes gollum voice* Filthy Liars!]

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: [no results... ...but that might be just as well.. ]